YOU MIGHT LIVE IN WISCONSIN IF….
Posted on January 21, 2008.
YOU MIGHT LIVE IN WISCONSIN
if you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too pricey,”
you might live in Wisconsin.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year,
You might live in Wisconsin.If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t workthere,I really miss the warmth of people in my town, you could be stopped at a light and the person in the next car would wave or just say hello to you just niceness .
You might live in Wisconsin
If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, or in my case my dad wore cow boy boots all yr round foreal
You might live in Wisconsin.
If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head Cheese,
You might live in Wisconsin.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in Wisconsin. If you have either a pet or a child named “Brett,”
You might live in Wisconsin. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in Wisconsin.If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
You might live in Wisconsin.If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonee & Manitowoc,
You might live in Wisconsin.
If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy,
You might live in Wisconsin.
If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancingbear, and you sing gently, “From the land of sky-blue waters,”…
You might live in Wisconsin.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractoron the highway. 2. “Vacation” means going up north past Hwy 8 for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again.
6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church on Sunday.
7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.Out of all the states I’ve lived in I still think Wisconsin has the best snow removal system
8. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings and funerals).

9. You install security lights on your house and garage and leaveboth unlocked. So True

10. You think of the major food groups as cheese, something else with cheese , and venison and cheese.

11.. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife or girlfriend knows how to use them.

12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill’s FleetFarm at any given time.

13. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

15. You refer to the Packers as “we.”

16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction. 17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du Flambeau.

19. You consider Minneapolis exotic.

20. You know how to polka.

21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

22. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

23. Down South to you means Illinois

24. A brat is something you eat.

25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed.

26. You go out to fish fry every Friday

27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

28. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

29. You find minus twenty degrees “a little chilly.”
30. You refer to all corner stores as ” Open Pantry “
31. You actually understand these jokes,